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About xCensored : I'm very interested in music and the arts.
In the dog vs cat war, I'm on the cat side. Sorry, dogs..
I spend the majority of my time writing songs and making beats just to play around sometimes.
I'm also too much of a sucker for love, unfortunately.
Not sure what else to say, messages if you like :)
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