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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8759) - you deserved it (32667)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (696048) - you deserved it (55847)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (593080) - you deserved it (37985)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (391645) - you deserved it (89492)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (475398) - you deserved it (45846)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
739 comments

I agree, your life sucks (771157) - you deserved it (82763)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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