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About xC0urtneyx : The names Courtney (if you couldn't figure that out by my username). I love Bowling For Soup, the Cincinnati Reds, and my Xbox :)
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Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML