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About xC0urtneyx : The names Courtney (if you couldn't figure that out by my username). I love Bowling For Soup, the Cincinnati Reds, and my Xbox :)

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Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21507) - you deserved it (9577)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36884) - you deserved it (3460)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29636) - you deserved it (2285)

On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)



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