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About xAura_Bellax : 16 year old girl.Who is really good at making a fool of herself.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
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On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to become a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by mk (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
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On 06/16/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Slash (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by eayers2689 (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by M2thaM (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, was my music recital. I was playing and sneezed really loud into my saxophone which made the mouthpiece blurt out of my mouth. I have a neck strap and as the saxophone came back towards me the mouthpiece hit me in the head. I knocked myself out in front of the audience. FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by hahacopster (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML
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On 05/26/2009 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Weezylover (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
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