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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3358
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About wyld3fyr3 : I like philosophy, riding quads, and shooting. If you wanna talk, send me a message. Oh, and I play guitar.

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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26628) - you deserved it (59997)

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  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

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