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Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

#17163751
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32590) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/18/2011 at 2:05pm - animals - by unbirthday (woman) - United States

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32844) - you deserved it (7779)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
202 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (3754)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
310 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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187 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

#15228646
115 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
177 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

#15174288
108 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
105 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

#15169301
120 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
135 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

#15149295
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31042) - you deserved it (2658)

On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am - love - by misswhiskers (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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