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Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

#8516806
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I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (6721)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17799) - you deserved it (5752)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (3316)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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