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Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13831) - you deserved it (29040)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (1709)

On 09/03/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by stink (man) -

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7791) - you deserved it (32113)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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