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About wow18 : I'm a student at UCLA and very interested in sociology. I love to observe human behavior and why people do certain things. That is pretty much why, i spend so much time on this website.

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML


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On 01/17/2010 at 10:18am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML


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On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML


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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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