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  • Town/Country : Charleston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
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On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
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On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
294 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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134 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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