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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 935
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About wordnerd42 : I'm one of those grammar Nazi types. However, I like to laugh more than I like to troll. So you'd better say something funny.

I don't do PMs; I'm only ever here on my iPod. In case you're also an iPod person, and want to say something to me, feel free to add me in Zynga games, where I'm "biggiemac42", or on Game Center, where I'm "WhiteFiction" (dethroned BTD4 apopalypse champion).

42 is a good number.

In real life, I'm an overacheiverish kid. I graduated high school at 16 with a 4.6, I swim year-round, I play piano, and I leave for a private engineering college this fall. I miss my dad (R.I.P.) and love my family.

That is all. Thanks for being a creeper, so I know I'm not the only one.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14168) - you deserved it (33750)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (4083)

On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)



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