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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About wordnerd42 : I'm one of those grammar Nazi types. However, I like to laugh more than I like to troll. So you'd better say something funny.

I don't do PMs; I'm only ever here on my iPod. In case you're also an iPod person, and want to say something to me, feel free to add me in Zynga games, where I'm "biggiemac42", or on Game Center, where I'm "WhiteFiction" (dethroned BTD4 apopalypse champion).

42 is a good number.

In real life, I'm an overacheiverish kid. I graduated high school at 16 with a 4.6, I swim year-round, I play piano, and I leave for a private engineering college this fall. I miss my dad (R.I.P.) and love my family.

That is all. Thanks for being a creeper, so I know I'm not the only one.

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wordnerd42's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

#18878562
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (3914)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

#18878139
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (6540)

On 01/22/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29913) - you deserved it (4789)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (6461)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38100) - you deserved it (2281)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML

#18875676
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (1974)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:23pm - health - by Boo Boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

#18875593
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (10247)

On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36276) - you deserved it (3984)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

#18849422
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17516) - you deserved it (31469)

On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24456) - you deserved it (3200)

On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (4308)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (3076)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

#18803776
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16101) - you deserved it (23530)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:15am - intimacy - by sosadbuttrue - Switzerland (Glarus)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13591) - you deserved it (32058)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26749) - you deserved it (6265)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States



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