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woojun
  • Town/Country : Denton, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 April 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 503
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About woojun : I like basketball.

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Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

#6444346 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (10114) - you deserved it (21882)

On 11/25/2009 at 11:57am - animals - by TinyDancer22 (woman) - United States (Florida)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (37597) - you deserved it (3572)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML

#813501 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (12215) - you deserved it (44287)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:48am - work - by HDCkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

#642642 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (11616) - you deserved it (53969)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (75031)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (16977) - you deserved it (93364)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

#80868 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (3738)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (19121) - you deserved it (2884)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version