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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

#19626087
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (2364)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19359) - you deserved it (2471)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36173) - you deserved it (2335) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
85 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41670) - you deserved it (2832)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32315) - you deserved it (4127)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
188 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

#12715856
111 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
273 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

#12072819
195 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)



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