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  • Town/Country : sheffield, YOU KAY
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47327) - you deserved it (5566)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my ex boyfriend I lost 20 lbs because of the stress of the break up. His response was "you're welcome." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45875) - you deserved it (23326)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by blutownie13 - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1096103) - you deserved it (108856)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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