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Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

#17710683
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I agree, your life sucks (18777) - you deserved it (10245)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20491) - you deserved it (7092)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, my husband, who's a recovering alcoholic, and I are on holiday with our kids. He's decided he can have a few drinks because he deserves "a holiday too". He doesn't see why this should ruin ours. FML

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

#17067596
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I agree, your life sucks (7939) - you deserved it (33879)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7939) - you deserved it (33879)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States



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