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wjh100
  • Town/Country : Albany, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About wjh100 : step to me, step to me, mutherfucker.

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Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML

#20570035
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I agree, your life sucks (56179) - you deserved it (5705)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States

Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML

#20569834
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40835) - you deserved it (2827)

On 04/01/2013 at 10:50am - love - by t.hughes (woman) - United States

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (4535)

On 02/24/2013 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by pissed girlfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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