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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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wirelimbs's favorite FMLs
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by dancingqueef / 06/21/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
by pass me the fucking rope / 06/18/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Toloveornottolove / 06/12/2016 at 12:08pm / Canada / Love
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by r1has / 06/11/2016 at 10:58pm / Pakistan (Islamabad) / Health
by oh no / 06/06/2016 at 11:45am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
by lyinginbed / 06/04/2016 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2016 at 12:35pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by halza / 05/30/2016 at 7:03am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love
by alucas3 / 05/29/2016 at 4:14pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…