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wirelimbs's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML
by gamerlaura / 07/21/2016 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Gwynedd) / Health
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
by slaughterteddy / 07/20/2016 at 7:23pm / United States / Health
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by drpepperking10 / 07/02/2016 at 7:27pm / United States / Love
by Angsty_Armadillo / 06/28/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a dentist, I was performing simple tooth extraction when I realized that the X-ray was flipped the wrong way the whole time. I had to lie to the patient that the tooth that I accidently extracted needed to go as well. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 12:25am / Malaysia (Perak) / Work
by Anyonehiring / 06/27/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by hellolaina / 06/27/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by dancingqueef / 06/21/2016 at 10:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2016 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Work
by pass me the fucking rope / 06/18/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my… Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our… Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini…