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  • Number of visits : 534
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About winsmithy : I always lie. Just kidding, I don't. I hope you understood that. If you did, I hope you didn't.

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winsmithy's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML

#15266728
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25317) - you deserved it (4304)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41104) - you deserved it (5390)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (3257)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

#15251032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48182) - you deserved it (4316)

On 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by crazystar69 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (6419)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46848) - you deserved it (9273)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8396) - you deserved it (49448)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48097) - you deserved it (3785)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40882) - you deserved it (3182) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23780) - you deserved it (8638)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (38356)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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