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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1979 (35 years)
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Visits<b>iggledebiggle</b> - the 07/20/2010 at 1:32pm

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Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

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On 07/19/2010 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Bellagirl (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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