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wil_182
  • Town/Country : Wilmette, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2076
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

#171307 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (59713) - you deserved it (2272)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141714) - you deserved it (53039)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (38244) - you deserved it (4859)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

#47505 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (42074) - you deserved it (4618)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (116548) - you deserved it (33122)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

#19556 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (878) - you deserved it (17115)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

#12896 (22)

I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you deserved it (3828)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (40231) - you deserved it (13484)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (49106) - you deserved it (3579)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we'd finished, she tells me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML

#5431 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (44094) - you deserved it (6966)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (53347) - you deserved it (4062)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)