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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 October 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36221) - you deserved it (3922)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (4475)

On 09/11/2009 at 7:57am - work - by howrude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20080) - you deserved it (64400)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by anonymus (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

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