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About whyyounoface : I've recently picked up my entire life and moved it 2,500 miles west. I have no job, my boyfriend and I were forced to break up, and at my new school I'm utterly friendless. But hey, I'm where it's hot.

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Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me . He asked why we were going, an I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money . When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex" . FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous tat I got tongue-tied and ten blurted out, ( Stupid autocorrect. ) FML

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my boyfriend is seriously mad at me 4 telling his cat what he got it 4 Christmas . FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Yesterday, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend!! I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye!! She just giggled the entire time!! FML

#17938205
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On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MY CHILD'S PRESCHOOL SAYING THAT ( MINDY KEEPS SAYING SHE SITS ON HER DADDY'S LAP AND PLAYS WITH HIS PETER. ) MY DAUGHTER MEANT 'PUTER, AS IN COMPUTER. NOW THE SCHOOL IS WORRIED MY HUSBAND IS A CHILD MOLESTER. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, British Telecom disconnectd mah landline by mistake. Their call centre in India trid to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't ned a phone line at mah address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

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On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom



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