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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (20 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1817
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>Kakaabeg</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:14am<b>tittyboomboom</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 8:21am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 5:28am<b>ernievaldez12</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:44pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 3:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 1:11pm<b>meatball4122</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 12:09pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:09am<b>hope1103</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 12:34am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 11:20pm<b>kellyelizabethx3</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:38pm<b>promiscuousguy</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 6:31am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:55am<b>blazerman</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:04am<b>StetsonSalvatore</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 12:49am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 12:10am<b>Mean_Oreo2436</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 11:27pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 9:15pm

Fucked!<b>Kakaabeg</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 5:14pm<b>meatball4122</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:09pm<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:10am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:16am<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:14am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:06am<b>SpawnofAthena</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 6:34am<b>Dune1988</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 12:53am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 2:22am<b>MrErazo</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 10:32pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:33pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 7:51pm<b>nezzner_72</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 8:21pm<b>patwo8</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 7:34am<b>BstMode</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 5:28am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:30am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:17am<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 1:26am

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whoredom's favorite FMLs

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

by Birthday girl / 01/06/2013 at 12:59am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

by habassistant / 01/02/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 1:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

by AdamwithanA / 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

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Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

by squeltorey / 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though; he's not a rapist. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

by Steve / 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

by kdehshaden / 04/30/2012 at 4:25am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health