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whiteboy7thst
  • Town/Country : 7th Street, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1277
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About whiteboy7thst : The funny part is I'm black...

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Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)



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