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About whereismyb4con : Lover of video games, food, dinosaurs, animals, tv, naps, and whining

Slayer of bacon, lover of books, connoisseur of racist jokes

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58440) - you deserved it (9740)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (143631) - you deserved it (8157)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24991) - you deserved it (8156)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48200) - you deserved it (6318)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69620) - you deserved it (12219)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (119275) - you deserved it (17023)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML


I agree, your life sucks (15176) - you deserved it (44198)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41040) - you deserved it (4760)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36551) - you deserved it (7430)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41755) - you deserved it (11168)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (29059)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:47am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31453) - you deserved it (5391)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40963) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38535) - you deserved it (4348)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

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