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Today, my godmother informed me that the rule of thumb my ex had used for our relationship during a year of cohabitation was taken directly from a Cesar Millan book on "How to train dogs." FML

#7492319
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18603) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:17am - love - by housebroken (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65496) - you deserved it (4237)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

#7470144
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (7024)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:47am - love - by uuuuugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
125 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (5338)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
186 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML

#7394843
226 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

#7391699
214 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I am an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

#7390812
108 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:37am - work - by mikey09 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

#7353628
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30202) - you deserved it (3619)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
76 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

#7309178
91 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML

#7302143
46 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

#7215962
175 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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