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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 August 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wethepeople364 : Just some regular dude trying to live a day at a time I guess. Although it's effed obviously.

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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
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I agree, your life sucks (447076) - you deserved it (74320)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (519237) - you deserved it (51210)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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