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Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16857) - you deserved it (30506)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50355) - you deserved it (4400)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21996) - you deserved it (3490)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:37am - health - by cauteriseme (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51987) - you deserved it (8667)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by LALALA3 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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