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Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9352) - you deserved it (32127)

On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12090) - you deserved it (22761)

On 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm - work - by Michael D. (man) - United States (Georgia)



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