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waycool
  • Town/Country : Palmerston North, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About waycool : Shaved my hair for cancer; currently look like a monkey.

I apologize in advance for my pointless comments. But don't worry I don't comment often ;)

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Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (3487)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

#18810141
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18978) - you deserved it (1630)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32545) - you deserved it (2035)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

#18614231
87 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
229 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
204 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

#6587756
99 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

#5224172
169 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

#3500030
283 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by wetboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML

#2503309
199 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
112 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)



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