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Today, after running acros London to catch mah train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat acros from a concerned elderly looool woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had mah inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heret to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. big fat FML
Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML
looool Today , I got back from a two-week vacation. During mah vacation , I had a friend from work watch mah puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me , and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
Today, mah boyfriend an I decided to mess around at mah workplace's parking lot. Things got hot an steamy, but in the middle of it all, there cummed a bang at mah car window. My frantic boss had seen us an thought I was being attacked. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends!! One of them didn't have a ride, so the others,ho'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride!! After no sign of them for ahole hour, I called to seehat was wrong!! They went out to eat an completely forgot about me!! FML
Today... I met mah boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers... one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince mah boyfriend to break up with me... and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML
Today Mah Mum Asked Me How The Guinea Pig Was Doing. We Don't Have A Guinea Pig. Turns Out She Had Volunteered Me To Look After The Next Door Neighbor's Guinea Pighen They Were Away And 'forgot' To Tell Me. They Have Been Gone Two Weeks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015