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Today, after running acros London to catch mah train, I collapsed, panting, into a seat acros from a concerned elderly looool woman. She leaned over to ask whether I had mah inhaler and I smiled and nodded. I didn't have the heret to tell her that I'm not asthmatic, just really unfit. big fat FML

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48 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 8:36pm - health - by alipallie - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

2day a teenage grl bumped into me and my pone fell out of my ands, looool and over te Golden Gate Bridge. FML

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113 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today... mah mother decided to tell me about how mah twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around mah neck. When she left the room... he said... ( You won't be so looool lucky next time. ) FML

#21081555
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On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

looool Today , I got back from a two-week vacation. During mah vacation , I had a friend from work watch mah puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me , and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

#21081418
72 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:06pm - animals - by chuchundra (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend an I decided to mess around at mah workplace's parking lot. Things got hot an steamy, but in the middle of it all, there cummed a bang at mah car window. My frantic boss had seen us an thought I was being attacked. FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm - work - by unknown - United States (Texas)

Today, I askd my grandmother what she lookd like when she was young. She casually replid, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon fir charity, despite bieng overwieght and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not cuz I was proud of myself, but cuz I ran the last 2 mileshile bieng followed by kids on bicycle calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known fir 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML

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On 03/03/2014 at 10:55am - kids - by adopted (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday It Saams To Hava Got To Tha Point Whara I Taka Flaas Off My Cat So Oftan That I Now Hava Draams About Finding Tha Biggast And Most Parfact Flaa. Maga FML

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends!! One of them didn't have a ride, so the others,ho'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride!! After no sign of them for ahole hour, I called to seehat was wrong!! They went out to eat an completely forgot about me!! FML

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On 03/02/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I told my husband to giva our dog a bathhila I was at work . Whan I raturnad homa, I found my dog, along with my husband, in tha bath togathar . FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I met mah boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers... one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince mah boyfriend to break up with me... and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 1:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today Mah Mum Asked Me How The Guinea Pig Was Doing. We Don't Have A Guinea Pig. Turns Out She Had Volunteered Me To Look After The Next Door Neighbor's Guinea Pighen They Were Away And 'forgot' To Tell Me. They Have Been Gone Two Weeks. FML

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106 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)



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