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Today... ma mom got genuinely angry at me cuz I refusd to let er pop a zit tat I ad "promisd" se could pop a few days back. Se said wit utmost look of disappointment tat I'm "not a man of ma word". FML
Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML
TODAY, I TOOK MY GRLFRIEND OF A YEAR OUT ON A DATE, A NICE FANCY DINNER AND A MOVIE. AFTER DINNER, I SAID THAT I WAS FEELING SICK AND JUST WANTED TO GO HOME. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER THAT DINNER WAS SO EXPENSIVE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY 4 THE MOVIE. BIG FAT FML
Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML
Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit fir a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out fir drinks. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym !! I told her that I would be going there more if she was there !! She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless !! FML
Today... I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it... I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was... "I can't wait until it resemble a human being." FML
Today, I eard ma sister gagging in er room. Se was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after earing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, ten eard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see er on er knees and er boyfriend wit is underwear around is ankles. mega FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML
Friday 27 March 2015