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wariofart
  • Town/Country : Rockville, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wariofart : I'm a nice person, but I've had my share of FMLs.

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Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65243) - you deserved it (3197)

On 03/25/2009 at 11:45pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

#495475 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (48079) - you deserved it (21572)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

#318032 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (57548) - you deserved it (7555)

On 03/14/2009 at 5:46am - love - by knee2tak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (35270) - you deserved it (7758)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said "we will call you soon". I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML

#2053 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (10289) - you deserved it (1064)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by maddy - Sent from mobile version