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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 412
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About war_god97 : im a gamer

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Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML

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77 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:31pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

#17426270
81 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

#17413656
85 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
509 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

#17022194
108 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by chumleevil - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

#16313675
50 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
192 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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101 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -



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