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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

#8664737 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (23307) - you deserved it (5382)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (3469) - you deserved it (29643)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

#8439216 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (12737) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (8511) - you deserved it (17064)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

#8153537 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (1434)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

#8079585 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (3871)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (19941) - you deserved it (749)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615 (628)

I agree, your life sucks (35459) - you deserved it (28277)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)