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About vostro_candy : We all have our share of bad days. While I have my share occasionally, I unfortunately have many friends who are just plain unlucky. I'll be posting their stories through this account.

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Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4834)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4834)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4834)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was groundd 4 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML

#4764613
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7727) - you deserved it (34861)

On 08/23/2009 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Caught Mah Dad Squishing Mah Stick-on Bra Cups In His Hands, Trying To Figure Outhat They Are. He's An Engineerho Graduated From MIT. I Still Don't Think He Knowshat They Are. FML

Today, a friend jokingly askedho in mah relationship weres the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

#4754202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (32031)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, usband cummed ome from sopping wit 4 year old daugter an sowed me a sirt se picked out erself. Te sirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently se just liked te colours an er fater looool agreed. FML

#4730526
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (4034)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (44126)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116979) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73966) - you deserved it (5898)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him an noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with an he was in the bathroom. mega FML

#4580514
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60355) - you deserved it (7340)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70424) - you deserved it (10578)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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