About Vostro_candy
We all have our share of bad days. While I have my share occasionally, I unfortunately have many friends who are just plain unlucky. I'll be posting their stories through this account.
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Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 28 September 2009 16:28 / United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

By jentown11 - / Monday 28 September 2009 15:14 / United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

By screwwyou - / Monday 28 September 2009 01:16 / United States

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 September 2009 15:01 / United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

By ohcrap - / Monday 28 September 2009 04:10 / United States