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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vondie440 : I'm married living in the midwest of the United States. I have 1 son with another child on the way. I work in a restaurant and live a pretty normal life.

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Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52999) - you deserved it (12093)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)



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