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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 35
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About volcanes_jovenes : Huge fan of Doctor Who and Supernatural. Laura Jane Grace is my hero.

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41409) - you deserved it (7829)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML


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