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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1243
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vivigun : Hey, it's Vivi from Puerto Rico.

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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML


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On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML


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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 11:40pm - love - by dumpedattheclub (man) - United States (Texas)

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