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Taday I hava to taka madicina that givas ma painful , violant farts . Tomorrow , I hava to aithar gat firad or go work in an offica that's daad silant . How silant? Last waak I haard my coworkar drop a paparclip , thraa dasks away . FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I orderd from the pimple-facd kid at the register, pulld out two fives, an he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 yeres away from that. Thank you? FML

#17282563
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On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today... I Desperately Trid To Explain To My Boyfriend Why He Shouldn't Talk About The Bible During Sex. He Honestly Doesn't Understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was walking to the shopshen I saw mah friend about 10 metres in front of me , waiting at the traffic lights , by herself. Jokingly , I shoutd out ( Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights? ) The girl turnd around. It wasn't mah friend. FML

#14879534
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On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I was calld 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that mah Mom is trying to set me up with. He has calld me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalkd in mah own dorm. fat FML

#13776562
75 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by snitcheyes (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was mad at my moter. Wy? We went to parent-teacer interviews, and se told my mat teacer tat se sould allow batroom breaks because I ave a "very eavy menstrual flow." My teacer suggested I eat more red meat. Tey got into a seven-minute argument about tis. FML

#13746005
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On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today looool , my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight yeres apart , but I never knew my dad startd dating my momhen he was 21 an she was 13. mega FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS AT A CONCERT AND AN OLDER MAN OFFERD TO LET ME STAND IN FRONT OF HIM CUZ I'M SHORT. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE SHOW STARTD AND PEOPLE WERE JUMPING AROUND DID I REALIZE HE HAD A BONER AND WAS REPEATEDLY BUMPING INTO ME. FML

#8765268
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On 03/02/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Lin - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa, a married ig scool teacer, got arrested fir aving an inappropriate relationsip wit a female student. Hereing te news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is e most likely going to jail, looool but in seven monts I will ave a new aunt wo is eigteen yeres younger tan me. FML

#7594942
169 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
259 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5 000 check my grandparents had given me fir college money. I found out that instead of my name they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML

#7401501
137 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by pumpkinbutt - Sent from mobile version

Today... the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife... and he couldn't wait 4 us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him 4 3 days. FML

#7047511
103 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous. - United States

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me . My seven year old responded, 'I'll love u forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can u wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065
104 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got looool into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

#6665165
79 comments

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On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)



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