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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About vinathi : I love this site haha :D
I'm 13 and female :)

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Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22469) - you deserved it (5608)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9531) - you deserved it (59122)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15048) - you deserved it (52577)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

#18207417
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20831) - you deserved it (9012)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29792) - you deserved it (22177)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29792) - you deserved it (22177)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45241) - you deserved it (2659)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11143) - you deserved it (39702)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

#18021693
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (3029)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

#18015819
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (9185)

On 10/18/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18303) - you deserved it (37047)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

#18004959
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64387) - you deserved it (3884)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

#17992397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27335) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned that when I got my driver's permit, I agreed to be the designated driver for my family. FML

#17990354
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (3646)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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