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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170873) - you deserved it (52081)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (324646) - you deserved it (25670)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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