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victus
  • Town/Country : here, there, everywhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About victus : Hmmm.. well, I like elephants and sleep and food and ice cream and music and other stuff.

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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13948) - you deserved it (20566)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9480) - you deserved it (19905)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

#18501574
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33190) - you deserved it (2428)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:15am - work - by rara1989 (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24620) - you deserved it (2359)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24761) - you deserved it (4410)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

#2150029
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61569) - you deserved it (5519)

On 05/21/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by theman (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076
312 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
969 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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859 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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