Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

victus

Offline (the 10/31/2014 at 12:23am) | Search for a member

victus

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 969
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About victus : Hmmm.. well, I like elephants, am an avid runner, and live a rather boring life. Not much else to say, if you have any questions feel free to ask!

victus's page activity

Visits<b>LickitungJr</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 12:26am<b>tralala453</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 10:27am<b>jesnake</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 8:14am<b>awaydoggy</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 5:23am<b>_Y0L0_</b> - the 02/10/2013 at 2:26am<b>Livestrong14</b> - the 02/09/2013 at 10:09pm<b>iOceanus</b> - the 02/09/2013 at 1:31am<b>Gunnie</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 2:19pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/19/2013 at 3:28pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 01/17/2013 at 5:22am<b>maz95</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 8:15pm<b>Teen_Facts</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 9:20am

victus's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of victus's badges

victus's favorite FMLs

TODAY... I SAW MY MOM CHANGING THE EXPRY DATE ON MILK. SHE GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE THE MILK SOUR LATER. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (1833)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML

#19739013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (6037)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I Was Walking Home With Mah Boyfriend. There's A Short Cut To Mah House By Jumping A Fence But He Insistd That We Take The Long Way Because, ( Girls Don't Jump Fences. ) To Prove Him Wrong, I Jumpd The Fence. I Fell An Broke Mah Leg. FML

#19736347
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14200) - you deserved it (31213)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" mega FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

#19730976
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (5952)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:05am - love - by Stolemylady - Australia

Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (3380)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (4806)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

#19714803
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21461) - you deserved it (4196)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:24am - love - by Silent (man) - Singapore

Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (2160)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (42798)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Taday ma friend were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice . Wen tier car pulled up, I jumped in . It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to fine I ad gotten in te wrong car . FML

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to friends . I mimd a punch behind a grl walking past to show technique and control, but she must have seen me . She turnd around and kickd me in the stomach . To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine . FML

#19676942
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5314) - you deserved it (29724)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah teenage daughter asked me if accents r hereditary!! FML

#19675314
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (3621)

On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: