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About victus : Hmmm.. well, I like elephants, am an avid runner, and live a rather boring life. Not much else to say, if you have any questions feel free to ask!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML
Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML
Today, I Was Walking Home With Mah Boyfriend. There's A Short Cut To Mah House By Jumping A Fence But He Insistd That We Take The Long Way Because, ( Girls Don't Jump Fences. ) To Prove Him Wrong, I Jumpd The Fence. I Fell An Broke Mah Leg. FML
Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, a girl startd talking to me at the bus stop. After it descendd into an awkward silence, I jumpd on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to friends . I mimd a punch behind a grl walking past to show technique and control, but she must have seen me . She turnd around and kickd me in the stomach . To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine . FML
Friday 27 March 2015