This member hasn't filled in their description.
viathevoid's FML badges
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
viathevoid's favorite FMLs
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Intimacy
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
by insomnia / 12/22/2011 at 10:23am / United States / Work
by JackSteely / 12/22/2011 at 7:04am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
- Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle… Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel… Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in…