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Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by XxJennJennXxX / 01/20/2012 at 7:13am / United States / Work
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
by WillaminaL / 01/19/2012 at 10:33pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
by missprude666 / 01/19/2012 at 3:32am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 6:57am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cathy / 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm / United States / Animals
by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by sosadbuttrue / 01/14/2012 at 8:15am / Switzerland (Glarus) / Intimacy
Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if I could help her carry her stroller. I put my skis down and helped her. When I came back to pick my skis up, I saw two guys running away with my gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML
by magzulism / 01/13/2012 at 10:30am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…