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by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by weep weep weep / 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I was discussing the possibility of other life in the universe with my friend. She said the universe isn't big enough for it to be possible, and that we would know about it already, because "there are only 8 planets in the universe." FML
by daninalani / 03/11/2012 at 6:37pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Janitor / 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm / United States (Utah) / Work
by goldfish / 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
by photofaint / 02/23/2012 at 7:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Jedi2500 / 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…