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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1808
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Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl cummd up to our car and startd to knock on te window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe tat I don't know er. FML

#19726144
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On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake an he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

2day I ad an unbearable itc on ma foot tat I could not make go away wit ma nails, so I grabbed te stapler in ma drawer to scratc it wit. Bad idea. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML

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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML

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On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside 4 its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

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On 05/27/2012 at 11:33pm - misc - by buckley456 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was eating lunc an accidentally got ketcup on te sofa so I astily dousd it wit stain remover!! Te ketcup is now no longer tere; owever tere is a larger stain in its place!! I staind te sofa wit stain remover!! fat FML

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

my wardrobe door jammed and I couldn't change out into some nice cloths for my date. On the way there my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression I scuttled the rest of the way only to find I'd been stood up. FML

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On 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cheesfactor (woman) - Bulgaria (Ruse)

Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I HAD TO CONVINCE MY 28-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND TO TAKE DOWN HIS BOOGER WALL.

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I shut mah finger in the car door. The door lockd. Then I droppd the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)



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