Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today..!! sister..!! knowing that I'm terrified of his face..!! taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet!! When I entered the washroom..!! I sprinted back out screaming!! Minutes later...hile in the shower..!! I happened to glance up at the ceiling!! Guessho was grinning down at me!! FML
Yesterday, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake an he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML
Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML
Taday I was eating lunc an accidentally got ketcup on te sofa so I astily dousd it wit stain remover!! Te ketcup is now no longer tere; owever tere is a larger stain in its place!! I staind te sofa wit stain remover!! fat FML
my wardrobe door jammed and I couldn't change out into some nice cloths for my date. On the way there my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression I scuttled the rest of the way only to find I'd been stood up. FML
Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML
yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015