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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1432
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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174 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
153 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

#19725175
144 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

#19724676
169 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML

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On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML

#19691292
103 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 11:33pm - misc - by buckley456 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML

#19647368
78 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cheesfactor (woman) - Bulgaria (Ruse)

Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML

Today, my 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working. He's crying on my shoulder now, not because of the movies, porn, work, or music he probably lost, but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected. FML

#19629941
192 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
112 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

#19580511
140 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)



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